Nic Cage as John “Hannibal” Smith, “Howling Mad” Murdock, B.A. “Bad Attitude” Baracus, and Templeton “Faceman” Peck
Nic Cage as Eleanor Abernathy aka Crazy Cat Lady
Nic Cage as Adam and God
Nic Cage as Dr. Evil
Nic Cage as Arnold Judas Rimmer
Nic Cage as The Lieutenant
Nic Cage as Alice Kim Cage
Nic Cage as Jeffree Star
Nic Cage as Alex Trebek
Nic Cage as Nikki Sixx
